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Leisure Suit Larry VII Walkthrough

This walkthrough was personally made by Catz (catz@freedomnet.com) and he is to be blamed
for all mistakes, spelling errors, and all the such. Anyone can download this and put it on their
web page, provided I at least get credit for writing the damn thing. This walkthrough is the first
one on the net (so far), and only gives you about 994 points, and finding all
32 Where's Dildo's? The other dildo's are there, I just overlooked them.
Please excuse errors on this walkthrough, as it was made very quickly. This
walkthrough will be revised on a web format, with pictures and diagrams and
crap. Any ideas and the such should go to catz@freedomnet.com

Beginning Tips
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I have personally found that turning on "Closed Captioning" by choosing the
"Game" menu from
the top pull-down menus, and selecting the bottom option, "Closed Captioning", or by
pressing
Ctrl-T helps a LOT. Typed sentences may contain clues by capitalizing key words, but you
don't
hear any emphasis on the word when the narrator says it.

You can't die, or become trapped for any reason at all. Therefore, try ANYTHING you like,
without fear of consequences.

Love for Sail! Is a game of exploration. So don't miss anything! Look at each new scene
carefully. Click on anything that causes your cursor to highlight. Try all the menu choices.
Talk
to everyone you see. Take notes. Remember what they say, as it may come in handy later as
something to talk about with one of your new friends.

Things change during the course of the game. New characters may appear. Keep looking
around.

Think creatively. When you get "stuck", leave and explore other areas. You never know
where
you might find just what you need. Above all, relax, let your imagination run wild, and have fun!

Complete Walkthrough
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La Costa Lotta
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In the beginning, you and Shamara are finishing up what you both started in Leisure Suit Larry
VI. After a bit, she suggests doing something new. So, she shackles your hands to the headboard
with "Sisters of Steel" brand handcuffs. You might think this kinky new fantasy might be
nice,
but it doesn't last long. As soon as you're shackled, she takes your wallet and leaves
the hotel
room, but not without stuffing her cigarette in your mouth first. Of course, you don't smoke,
so
you do the stupidest thing possible: spit out the cigarette on the bed, and catch the bed sheet on
fire. The first thing you want to do, is take the Lil' Hair Weave Kit on the dresser to the
right of
Larry. Then, take the Vice Grips from the dresser to the left of Larry. Access your inventory, by
pressing Ctrl-I, or right clicking anywhere, and choosing "Inventory". Left click once on
the Lil'
Hair Weave Kit, and choose "Open". Then, left click on the Vice Grips, and choose
"Use" and
choose "Needle". This bends the needle for you, in a zig-zag shape, perfect for picking
locks. As
soon as Larry calms down, and stays still, left click on the handcuffs on his hand, and choose Use.
Choose to use the bent needle in the handcuffs. This gets you out of the burning bed, thankfully,
but gets you in a dead end, with the fire inching closer to you, unthankfully. The Fire Chief
tells
you to jump. No problem, right? Only because you're on the fortieth floor, that
shouldn't make
any difference. However, there's a tiny problem; a glass sliding door. Did I mention the
fire
heated the frame, so that you can't open it, either? Didn't think so. Well, looks like
you're going
to have to break it with something. The lamp is too heavy for you to live (20 pounds is waaay
too heavy for Larry) and the chair crumbles as you smash it against the door. Guess we'll have
to
try some Larry-force. Left click on the glass sliding door, and choose "Other..." Type
in
"Break", and you'll throw yourself through the glass door, painfully, might I add.
You make it to
the balcony, which is where you find a small picture of a cruise ship, which you pocket. Then, the
moment of truth comes: you have to leap forty floors to your safety, or to your death. Pretty fun,
eh? Unfortunately, Larry doesn't have a choice, because the force of the explosion pushes him
off
the balcony. He DOES land on the net, however. And then he proceeds to bounce off numerous
things on, and off screen, landing on a nice, soft, cactus. "Leisure Suit Larry, you've
just leapt
from the 40th floor of a burning building! What are you going to do next?" Take a cruise, of
course!

The PMS Bouncy (Boarding the ship and first activities)
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Larry arrives at the docks, and meets the beautiful Captain Thygh, and gets slapped within the
first two sentences he utters. He boards the ship, and is then given his room keycard by the
purser, but of course, there was a problem with his original room, and he's been moved to a
much
BIGGER room. (If you've played previous Leisure Suit Larry games, you know what to expect).
Anyway, just look around the main lobby a bit, and soon, an announcement comes on, to anyway
wishing to hump the Captain for the next week, they should report to the Lounge. Well, needless
to say, you run straight for the Lounge first. After you get the announcement, right click
anywhere on the screen, and choose "Map". This gives you a map of the ship, and if you
hold
your cursor over an area, and the area gets highlighted, you can travel to that area. In the lower
right, it shows you a screenshot of the room you'd enter if you click on that area. Look at
the
second to the top floor of the ship, and hold your cursor over the red area in the middle of the
deck. It shows in the lower right corner, that it is the "Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge".
This is
exactly where you want to go. Click on the red area, and you get "magically" transported
there.
Peter the Purser explains the TMT (Thygh Man Trophy) contest. After he is done talking, feel
free to look around, and look at the cannons, or chests. You want to pay special attention to the
left row of chests, about 3 chests back. You should see a speck of red and white striped,
something. Go ahead and click on it. Welcome to "Where's Dildo?", which is a fun
game making
fun of "Where's Waldo?". Just find 32 of these little suckers, and you get something
special. 1
down, 31 to go. After you're done with that, click on the door at the bottom of the stage, to
leave the lounge. This leads you out to a top deck. As you might notice by sight and hearing, in
the lower right, you see a flashing "1" picture. This tells you to whip out your
"CyberSniff 2000"!
Find the number 1 square on your CyberSniff 2000, and scratch it lightly. Then, sniff the number
1 square. Get a big old whiff of sea air. It's just like you're there. You can examine
the many
interesting topiaries that the PMS Bouncy has on exhibit. Hidden in the "Where's
Dildo" topiary,
you should see another Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and click him. 2 down, 30 to go. Go
ahead
and move your cursor to the far left, until you get a left arrow icon. Click, and go left. Here,
you
can see a fire hose case, and you probably see a fat woman pirate, too. (If not, don't worry,
you'll see her soon enough!) Go ahead and click on the fire hose case, and choose
"Open".
Then, click on the fire hose itself, and take it. Also, click the Where's Dildo? that's
near the beaver topiary's rear. (This was added later, so has an out of order number, 32 down,
0 to go)If you see the pirate woman, click on her, and
choose Talk. Now, you see a menu of options that you can click on, and Larry will discuss that
topic with Peggy. Choose "Your Name", and you tell her you can tell where she got her
name
from, and she returns your friendly ice breakers with a half dozen expletives. After you have
chosen all the options, you should have learned a couple things. One, mixing KZ Sexual
Lubricant, and Deodorant will cause an explosion. Two, Peggy swears an awful lot. Now, if you
like, you can choose "Other.." from the conversation menu, and you get to choose the
topic.
Type in "Captain" to get a colorful description of Captain Thygh. After you've heard
enough,
choose Goodbye. Continue on your way left. Now, do you see the sneaky Where's Dildo? in this
screen? Well, he's behind the sheep topiary pot. 3 down, 29 to go. Go ahead and look at the
topiary sheep, and take some kumquats. You'll be glad you did later. (Although from the
particular kumquats you picked, the sheep isn't too happy). Now, you see another character in
this screen. Go ahead and talk to him. His name is Rod. His job is entertaining the non-existent
children on this cruise. And I must say, he's doing a bang-up job. Talk to him again, and
he'll
make you a balloon animal. Keep talking, and he'll make you a huge range of different balloon
animals. (Yeah, right). At this time, bring up your inventory, and let's take a look at what
we
have. You can left click on any item, and look at it, and see what it is. Look at your TMT Card,
and you see what competitions you have to participate in. The competitions are: Poop Deck
Horseshoes, Craps Tournament, Tail Deck Bowling, LoveMaster 2000, Captain's Cook-Off, and
Best-Dressed Man. Oh yeah, you'll have no problem with this. Sheesh Larry, good
luck...you're
gonna need it.

The LoveMaster 2000 Contest
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Get the ship map on screen, and look at the available rooms, until you get to "Library".
Go there.
By the grandfather clock, is yet another Where's Dildo?. 4 down, 28 to go. Feel free to look
at
all the different books in the bookcases. After you're done, go right. Here, you meet
Victorian
Principles. A submissive librarian with an extreme nymphomaniacal, darker side of her, hidden
away. You consider it your job to release that inner beast. Go ahead and talk with her. From the
topics, you learn that she dislikes "spicy" literature, but you're sure she would
love it, if she was
just exposed to some. In this conversation, "Other..." as the topic is very important.
No matter
what you type, she turns around to her computer, and doesn't see you for about 10 seconds. Go
ahead and take the mucilage in front of the pile of books. That's all you can do in here for
now,
so split. Say goodbye to her, and go south. Now, take a look at the champagne waterfall. Right
next to it, is a column, and peeking out of it, is a little Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and let
him
loose. 5 down, 27 to go. Our next stop is the Clothing Optional Pool, so whip out your ship
map, and click on the pool. In the changing cabana, you can see people come and go, and
there's
a little Where's Dildo? in the bushes toward the left. 6 down, 26 to go. Continue on your
way
right, and you'll be stopped by Dick. Apparantely, you can't wear you're leisure
suit out in the
sun, for fear of igniting. You can understand that, so you get a loaner bathing suit. And what a
normal looking bathing suit it is. At least you can have a towel to cover it up. When you get past
Dick, the CyberSniff 2000 shows a 2. So, grab your sheet, and scratch and sniff number 2.
It's
suntan lotion! Well anyway, this nude woman on a chaise lounge gets sunscreen in her eyes, and
asks for a towel, groping blindly in the air. Sure enough, you walk right in the path, and your
cover is shot, and your bathing suit shown. How humiliating. Well, anyway, you get in a
conversation with this woman, and learn her name is Drew Baringmore. Talk to her on all the
options, and learn quite a few things. One, Drew has had her cabin boy lock up her clothes in a
place where she can never get them. Two, a Gigantic Erection is a cocktail, that takes an awful
long time to prepare. Three, the book you want for Victorian, "The Erotic Adventures of
Hercules", is in Drew's hands, and she's not done with it. Also, on your way out,
take a look at
"Peoples" magazine to learn about the Juggs. Well, it's about time you checked out
your new
digs, so go ahead and get out your ship map, and choose Cabin 0. The first thing you should
notice is the Where's Dildo? directly in front of you, behind the bucket. 7 down, 25 to go.
The
second thing you should notice, is the CyberSniff 2000 flashing the number 6. Take a big ol'
whiff of number 6 on your card, and you should smell a dank pit like smell. Feel free to look
around, sleep on the cot. Also, check out the toilet pipe, and unclog it by taking out the can of
Silicone Lubricant. Also, on the opposite side of the toilet, is some nice toilet paper. Go ahead
and take it. Go back to the clothing optional pool, and go left, to Drew's deck. Dick will
stop
you again, but in a couple sentences, you've got your elephant, and ready for action. Talk to
Drew, and ask her about her book again. She'll give it to you this time. Great, something to
give
Victorian! Go on back to the library, and prepare to swap some books. Once you've gotten the
talking bar up, choose "Other.." and then type anything you want. This will make Vicki
turn
around, and type on the computer for 10 seconds. Now, take your time, you can make Vicki turn
and type as much as you want, so you have tons of chances to do this. First off, take the book
with the yellow cover. It's the top book on the stack. Once you have it in your inventory, go
in
your inventory, and click on it. Choose Remove Jacket. Then, click on the book jacket, and use
it with the dirty book. Now you have the dirty book with the Prudish And Proud cover. Exit
your inventory, and click the book stack, and use it with the Erotic book with the Prudish cover.
Now, you're all set. Whip out your map, and go back to your cabin. Now, hiding beside the
toilet is another Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and click him. 8 down, 24 to go. Now, whip out
your map again, and choose the Sexual Prowess competition area. It's in the purple rectangle
of
blocks. Where's Dildo? time again! This time he's sticking out of the fourth booth.
Click him. 9
down, 23 to go. Now, the CyberSniff 2000 also tells you smell a very strong number 7 smell.
Take a little sniff, and it smells like fish. Go figure. Next, click on the lips on the left wall,
and
use your TMT card in the lips/cardreader. Next, watch poor Larry's attempt to win. You gotta
feel sorry for the guy. On your way out, push the green button beside the fourth booth. After
you're done in there, take out the map, and take another walk to your cabin. You should
notice
another Where's Dildo? hiding out behind the pipes in the lower left hand corner. 10 down, 22
to
go. Vicki should be just about done now, so go ahead and use your map to travel to the library.
You should notice a change in music, telling you what to expect up ahead. You'll also notice
a
bigger Where's Dildo? on the screen towards the right, behind the pineapple. 11 down, 21 to
go.
Well, might as well talk to the new, improved Vicki. After you ask about the weather, it'll
turn
her on so much, that she actually has sex with you. (Not having her glasses on made you look a
lot better) Well, having absolutely no clothes, you try to make it to your cabin without being
noticed. However, an old lady sees you just as you near your room. So much for secrecy. As
you get dressed in your room, you should notice that since you've "interacted" with
Vicki, there
is now a bitmap saved in your LSL7 directory called "vicky.bmp". I suggest you take a
look at it.
Well, after that experience, you just can't wait for more. Get your ship map out, and go to
the
Library, again. Now, finish your conversation with Victorian. After asking about Sex, Larry
challenges Vicki to prove that she's the most sexually- competent person on the ship. He
tells
her to take his scorecard, and beat the LoveMaster 2000. Well, needless to say, she passes with
flying colors. You didn't win the bet, but you got a record high score on the LoveMaster
2000.
One competition down.

The Best Dressed Man Contest
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Now that you're done with the LoveMaster, onto the Best Dressed Competition. Get out the
ship map, and choose the Best Dressed Competition area, in the purple rectangle of blocks.
Aww, isn't that cute? A Where's Dildo? right next to the computer, beside you. Pick him
up. 12
down, 20 to go. Now, let's see you blow this contest out of the water. Unzip the
mannequin's
fly (Yes, I'm serious) and discover the cleverly hidden cardreader. Wow, record high score,
right? I mean, isn't two just a wonderful score? Ok, looks like you need to cheat on this
contest
as well. Take out your map, and travel to Captain Queeg's Ballroom. Since the main doors are
open, go on through. Now, besides the nude swimmers at the top, you should notice a Where's
Dildo? on stage. Go ahead and punch him with the mouse cursor. 13 down, 19 to go. There are also
two other dildos hiding behind the chair, and and next to the statue. (Skipping ahead cause these
dildos were added after, 30 down, 2 to go, and 31 down, 1 to go.) Now, talk
to the woman behind the drawing table. You find out she's the infamous Jamie Lee Coitus. By
talking to her, you learn that Calvin Klone pirated her spring line, and sold it as his. It's
obvious
she needs your help. Click "Other..." and type in leisure suits. All right! Now
she'll show leisure
suits, and then retro will be in again, and you can win the contest! But where will you get a
bunch
of polyester from? I'll tell you where. Pop up your map, and click on the El Replicant
Sculpture
Garden. Wow. A really big David made of playing cards, and an almost finished Venus de Milo
of casino dice. If you look carefully beside David's foot, you can see another Where's
Dildo?. 14
down, 18 to go. You gotta some of these dice as a souvenir. Click on Venus' foot, and her
big
toe, and take a couple souvenir dice. Next, go down, and you're back in the main room. You
should see yet another Where's Dildo? beside the giant books at the entrance leading to the
library. 15 down, 17 to go. After you've clicked him, move right, back into the Sculpture
Garden. The sculptor is gone, and you can climb the ladder of the scaffolding to the Venus O'
Dice. Check out Bob Bitt's toolbox. On the top is a very handy screwdriver. Go ahead and
pocket it. Go to your map again, and this time, head for the Employees Only area. It's close
to
the Sculpture Garden. On it, you see the many faces of past TMT contest winners, and a big
picture of Captain Thygh herself, in a bathing suit. And also, you might notice a big security
door
with a bunch of testing equipment to gain access to. And of course, there are those lasers in
front
of you. Well, Larry Laffer was never one to back away from a challenge. Since you can't die,
just walk right up to the security door, ignoring those large painful weapons that pop out of
everywhere as you pass the lasers. Click on the security door, and choose "Other..." and
type in
"Push". I guess someone left it open just enough for you to get in. Once you get inside,
you can
see a little Where's Dildo? hiding behind one of the chairs to the right. Click him. 16 down,
16 to
go. Now, go ahead and check out the counter. There you can take a tube of KZ Sexual
Lubricant, beside the coffee maker; and a jackpot preventer jumper wire above the microwave and
the shaved dice bowl. Take both of these items, and check out the view of Captain Thygh on the
fridge (naked), and the wall (barely clothed), and also check out the lockers on the wall. Also,
read the message board until it repeats itself for some points. After you've taken in all the
scenery, take out your map, and go to the top of the ship; the bridge. The
first thing you see, is a ladder, so you might as well climb it. This takes you up to the sails,
take a
look at them, and you find out they are made of 100% pure polyester. Now if you could only
raise the sails. There's gotta be controls in the bridge, right? Climb down the pole, and go
into
the bridge. Aww, you see another Where's Dildo? in there. 17 down, 15 to go. Well, the
controls you want to access are there, but there's a big killer dog guarding them. Hmm,
nothing
we can do about him now. Go back outside, and; wait! That control box under the life preserver
looks like it could be the controls that we couldn't get to inside! Take out your trusty
screwdriver, and unscrew the cover. Hmm, the speaker fuse, and the sail fuse. Since there are so
many announcements, let's rig it up so that the sails raise every time an announcement is
made.
You are truly a genius, Larry. Take out your jumper wire, and use it on either of the fuses.
Things should happen now. Ok, climb back up the ladder, and wait for an announcement. Wow,
you actually made it work! All right! Now if you only had something to cut it with. Looks like
you need to take a trip to the dining room, Larry. That's the most logical place that a knife
would
be found. Take out the map, and go to The Heaving Ho'. First you thing you notice is the
wonderful ice carving of Captain Thygh, which looks very realistic. Go ahead and lick it.
Scanning the room, you also see the door at the far side of the room, with various signs reading
"18 and older Only!" "Closed to the Public!" and other various messages.
Holding your ear up to
the door and listening, you hear that they seem to be having a great time! You want in, but the
door is locked. Oh well. As you continue to scan the dining room, you see a nice big bowl of
bean dip. You just can't resist. Go ahead and eat some. Oopsies! Looks like the dip gave us
a
problem. Go ahead and click yourself, and find out you have a new option, "Fart". Try it
out.
Uh oh! CyberSniff 2000 time!! And no matter how much you don't want to, scratch number 5
on your card, and take a huge whiff. It's like you were just beside Larry. Well, looks like
on the